Saturday, February 28, 2009

Standard Show For The Philippines, Kids And All

Okay... not quite this bad, but anyone who lives in The Philippines knows that every weekend at every fiesta on every stage — usually as an intermission act — a troupe of (usually pre-pubescent) girls (or occasionally boys) gets up on stage and does a choreographed dry hump in front of everybody in town from the oldest lady to the youngest baby.

I've wondered before whether the Filipino parents would "get it" if I started tossing ping pong balls at their 10-year-old daughters gyrating up on stage. Ah well... it's just another "poke society in the eye and piss people off" fantasy I have.

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