Thursday, May 28, 2009

Funny Little Boy Albert Dermott

Albert Dermott (the mouth-breathing doofus of Thomas Hunt / Grace Songcuya / Janelaze Songcuya fame) has been visiting my blog and leaving anonymous comments, pretending he is... I don't know... some Filipino nationalist who hates expatriates and is out to get me or something like that. I've been deleting the comments, as there is no point in upsetting my mother. (They're dumb anyway. If Albert should suddenly become halfway amusing or intelligent... I know: Unlikely... I'll post them.)

Albert: You're up rather late... 3:18 a.m. Did you finally lose your job or what?

UPDATE:

I changed the name of this post from "Funny Little Boy" so that this post will rank higher up on Google when people (i.e., Albert's prospective employers) do a search for "Albert Dermott". I wonder how devastating it is to a guy's job prospects and professional life when almost every hit that Google dishes up on that person talks about what a louse he is?

See? This is a perfect example of somebody dermotting themselves. I would probably have never mentioned Albert Dermott's name again in my life after I last wrote about him 2 weeks ago... but now a whole new round of fun is starting up. My e-mail inbox had 3 letters in it this morning from regular readers who plan to start fucking with Albert again after reading this post. Looks like Jakal in the comments section (a seriously spooky guy) wants to get in on the fun too.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That guy is the ultimate looser. I googled his name and he had a profile on some job networking site. His resume was filled with imaginative fluff. After serving a not impressive almost 3 whole years as a grunt in 10th mountain division. He is pretty experienced Ha! Then he sold used cars or was it Porsches Ha Cali! Then out of the blue he becomes a homeland security expert or a rogue CIA employee. Now as this expert he tracks High value personnel around the world for inteligence gathering purposes. Geez this guy probably never graduated high school. I am guessing he pulled a stint with Army as a civilian cook or something down in Zamboanga,PI. A few years back when I and SOF was visiting doing a little cleanup of HVT's. Or maybe he has never even been out of CONUS. Either way he is a huge tool who deserves a visit from a vet who is not impressed with the resume! Maybe next time I am in the Langley area I will look him up and hear from this living legend LOL!

from Jakal

Anonymous said...

Say what you want I know who I am and what I am about.

Who are are Jakal (Carlos)

Like I should believe anything you say.

Just another Cyber Tough huh.

Anonymous said...

I'll humor you Jily Boy...I was out late with friends and since I was on vacation there was no need for the night to end.

But don't you worry a single bit because I still have my job and it is very secure.

Really now did you think that because you say someone is a real spooky guy that I would tremble in a corner?

Oh yes and should I be trembling about what the "Living Legend" wrote. I don't think I will, I said I know who I am and what I am about.

I would very much like to know how you came up with CIA. I have never said or implied that I work for CIA. That is something that someone conjured up. Now if I do work for CIA I certainly wouldn't tell anyone in an open forum.

You still have not told me how I killed or helped kill Mr. Thomas J. Hunt. I would like to know who told you that.

Look I know that you are part of the SEXPATS gang that roams CDO trying to be all high and mighty. So if it makes you feel better about yourself or makes you feel like it washes away your sins go for it.

Jakal, Carlos whatever your name is I am quite frequently at the facility in the Reston/Herndon area. So if you are who you say you are then you'll know what group it is. If you are who you say you are then you have acces to a redline call me.

Jil Wrinkle said...

You know what is most amusing about the way that Albert has dermotted himself with me is that I was one of his only supporters early on. I was the one telling people on the Yahoo group to lay off him, because he was an innocent bystander. I was the one telling people that he needed to be complimented for his efforts to help Thomas Hunt, not criticized for voicing his concerns, and not lambasted for meeting insults with insults.

Of course, when the Songcuyas (Grace Songcuya specifically) became all nasty, and Albert turned into a twerp and began dermotting himself every chance he got, I thought he was an idiot, but if you will notice, I never even mentioned his (http://junglejil.blogspot.com/search?q=Albert) name until his mouth just became too much ignore.

Albert: I know you you are and what you are about. You're just some guy in the suburbs trying to get by. Unfortunately you made a piss-poor choice of lovers (and I'm guessing you are starting to realize that), and she is probably going to wind up costing you more and more as time goes on.

Of course, it wasn't Janelaze that got you plastered all over the internet. It was your mouth. If you hadn't been dermotting in every e-mail you got... if you hadn't been arrogant and belligerent, your name probably wouldn't be plastered all over the newspapers and internet and Google next to the words "adultrous lover". That was your fault. When you sit down for a job interview, and your prospective employer asks you, "So who's Thomas Hunt?" and then you don't get hired... you'll figure out just what your dermotting has created.

Anyway, to everybody out there, take a lesson from this situation: Learn to avoid dermotting; recognize those times in your life when shooting your mouth off will only lead to more problems instead of solutions.

Jil Wrinkle said...

Albert left a comment saying nasty things about my family which obviously I'm not posting. There was no other pertinent information in it other than telling me to go fuck myself. His ability to dermott knows no bounds.

If you found this web page by googling "Albert Dermott", and ever plan on hiring Albert for a job, I hope that this post has been informative. For more information about Albert's nasty temperament, proclivity to self-destruct, inability to get along with others, and total lack of social sense or diplomatic ability, I recommend reading all of his curse-laden e-mails here. They reveal a person who is definitely not able to play well with others, and anybody who would consider hiring him should obviously take that into strong consideration.

Jil Wrinkle said...

By the way, I don't think Albert has figured out how I know he is the one leaving all the messages, so I'll explain:

My site statistics software tells me lots of things about my visitors. Most importantly, it tells me (a) where they are from and their IP address (like one's phone number), (b) what link they clicked on to get to my site, (c) how long they visited my site, and (d) what links they clicked on while they were at my site.

When I saw the original anonymous comments, I checked the site statistic information and saw that the person who left the comments was in or near Fairfax, Virginia, and had arrived at my blog by clicking on the Google search result "Albert Dermott". That person then read two different blog posts on my blog, and then proceeded to click on the "comment" link.

I then contacted Elmer Zink (who has received lots of e-mails from Albert) and found that the IP address in Fairfax, Virginia, is indeed the IP address of Albert Dermott. After that, I just assigned that IP address the name "Albert", and whenever he visits my blog, I know about it.

It's all stuff that the average 12-year-old kid knows (and knows how to avoid). Obviously Albert isn't that clued in about those things though.

Anonymous said...

ewww me so stupid you so smart