OMFG! Terrorist Mastermind Khalid Sheik Mohammed is going to be knocking on your door soon to borrow a bowl of sugar if the Demoncrats have their way! Save yourselves! Vote Republican!!!1!!
Actually, I'm rather smug with imagining something that, while still a lie, would at least be marginally closer the truth: That Terrorist Mastermind Khlaid Sheik Mohammed might be dumped in an American penitentiary amidst a bunch of 7-foot tall armed-robbery homies, drug-dealing chulos, and cop-murdering neo-Nazi rednecks.
Unfortunately, the actual truth is that the terrorists will have their own special little wing of some deep underground military installation surrounded on all sides by 2-foot-thick reinforced cement where nobody... not even Allah... can reach them.
Oh well. Hilzoy comes up with the most proper retort to the Republican "commercial" above:
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