Monday, May 18, 2009

Dumb American Busted Buying Meth In CDO


Kano meth addict in police custody.
Photo courtesy of Gold Star Daily.
If you are a foreigner and a methamphetamine addict in The Philippines, you're already an idiot. But you are double-deep-fried stupid if you wander down to the local gas station where you stand out like a sore thumb to meet up with your friendly neighborhood drug dealer to get your hands on some crank.

Meet Kim Tutt, who did just that. Of course he got busted and jailarity ensues.

It's called delivery dude. Keep your white ass indoors where the entire world won't notice you scoring some shabu.

(Why the drug dealer didn't run like Usain Bolt when he saw Mr. Caucasian Cop Bait walking onto his turf is beyond me... but there you go.)

Gold Star Daily has the goods on Teh Stoopid.

3 comments:

Tom N said...

Uuhh, does this idiot have any idea what a Philippine prison is like? This is beyond stupid.

Zerobull said...

If you've seen Prisonbreak (Season 3), you'd get a clear picture.

Jil Wrinkle said...

Oddly enough, Epril and the girls are working their way through watching Prison Break. I have seen bits and pieces of it.