Best Polack Joke Evah

A polack comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. She starts laughing when he holds a gun to his head, ready to shoot. "Don't laugh," he says, "You're next."

Define hypocrisy: A man visits a whorehouse in Poland and finds his wife is one of the whores. Now they're getting divorced.

Hmm... husband goes shopping for a whore, but then divorces one? Or is it the prostituting wife who was angry that her husband wanted to shtupp a hooker? Bah. They deserve each other.