Wednesday, July 2, 2008

My President Can Beat Up Your President

I've always thought how wickedly cool it would be if, while "negotiating" with some of the world's largest douchebags, the President of the United States just reached over and corked somebody right in the mouth... somebody who deserved it, naturally. I suppose it's just as well that Obama will most likely be the next American President, because as much as I would enjoy it, it's probably not a good thing to have a repeat of this.
"McCain was down at the end of the table and we were talking to the head of the guerrilla group here at this end of the table, and I don't know what attracted my attention," Cochran said. "But I saw some kind of quick movement at the bottom of the table and I looked down there and John had reached over and grabbed this guy by the shirt collar and had snatched him up like he was throwing him up out of the chair to tell him what he thought about him or whatever. I don't know what he was telling him but I thought, good grief everybody around here has got guns and we were there on a diplomatic mission. I don't know what had happened to provoke John, but he obviously got mad at the guy and he just reached over there and snatched him."
Awesome... at least in the theoretical, Hollywood, no-consequences version of life. Just awesome.

2 comments:

mike said...

on another note I found this a pleasant piece of news.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7484028.stm

DAGO said...

THATS IT, HE NOW HAS MY FULL SUPPORT AND VOTE!!! Thats exactly what we need.