Let's see:
- He received a million dollars for his minor share of a major treasure find in 2003 of Japanese gold, but unfortunately that money got snatched by the IRS when he transferred it back to the U.S. (He does have photos of actual gold bars though, which just goes to show that there is Japanese gold booty in The Philippines.)
- He was part of a second major treasure find, but unfortunately all of that gold got snatched by The Philippine government when he and his partners tried to get the stash out of the country.
- Now, he's thisclose to a third major gold find: He's done his research, talked with people who helped carry the gold up into the hills, and found the stash via his own ground penetrating radar, and dug a deep hole in the ground. At the bottom of the hole, he's found thick metal bars buried there, and big rocks. (He's got pictures of the big metal bar and rocks inside the big hole, so there's no doubt that there's gold under it.)
- Unfortunately, he has run out of money just a few feet away from the millions and millions of dollars of gold, and he needs $15,000 to move away the last few big boulders and bars and stuff. Whoever gives him the $15,000 will get $500,000 as soon as the gold is dug up.
- My treasure hunter friend said he'll arrange a visit for me to go out to the digging site, but it's a very long walk through a dangerous area, and the people who are watching over the hole in the ground aren't very friendly to outsiders — at least more than one outsider at a time, it makes them "nervous" — and there's no telling how they'll react. (One of his Filipino business partners has already been kidnapped and beaten, but returned safely, thank goodness.) Besides, the hole is filled up with rain water because the tarp that was covering the hole wore out, and you can't see the bottom of the hole (with the bars and big rocks) until the water is pumped out.
Well, it certainly sounds like a good thing to spend my tax refund on this year. Anybody want to join me in helping this guy out?
Oh... and if you want, there is this other guy in a different part of The Philippines, who also needs money: He's only 5 feet away from his gold treasure. (Although this other guy does bear an incredible similarity in appearance to the fellow I talked with today, he doesn't have the same name, so it obviously isn't the same person, but amazingly, he too has photos of gold bars from past discoveries.) Wow: What a shame to have all of this lost gold sitting just out of reach, unable to be reclaimed without your help. Well, now is your chance to get involved and get in on the riches.
Pigeons are dropping even in the Philippines I see.
ReplyDelete"Pigeons are dropping." I looked that up on google and it doesn't yield any hits that explain it. I assume it's a cliché of some sort, but you'll have to tell us all what it means.
ReplyDeleteHow about another cliché:-
ReplyDeletePigs will fly before the gold is found.
Brian
I hope you didn't buy that scumbag any drinks. He is the type of foreigner that gives us all a bad name. I am guessing he holds an American passport also geeez! Happy pre-New Year by the way Jil and Epril.
ReplyDeleteFrom Jakal
TMF: Sarcasm? Moi?
ReplyDeleteActually, I think the story/scam originated 200 years ago in Canada (see here).
Brian: Have some hope, man.
Jakal: He's a nice enough guy obviously. I had him over to my house for a chat. His story had so many logical inconsistencies though that it was kind of sad. Apparently his story makes him enough money from gullible foreigners to stay here in The Philippines and play golf all the time.
Thanks for the New Year Wishes.
sounds like a scam artist to me!
ReplyDeleteSmells like a nigerian scam to me; I can count on one hand with fingers to spare the number of times an expat actually was telling the whole truth..that goes double when money is involved and triple when said expat want a loan or to borrow money.
ReplyDelete"Pigeons are dropping"
ReplyDeleteThis phrase is used to describe a situation that is utter shit; as pigeons drop...yes crap all over everything with no regard to anyone.
Actually sums up this treasure hunt a bit; but I have been known to be a bit of a pessimist when it comes to these matters.
Be careful Jil..