Hey. Who You Callin' Energetic?

The Onion is fast becoming the best political satire in America.



"For the past year and a half, thousands of Obama's most obsessive supporters have devoted their every waking moment to the Obama campaign. Last night they were celebrating his victory, but today they woke up to the cold realization that they have nothing to fill their pathetically empty lives.

I think a lot of people just hope these people will die, but worst case scenario is that someone with evil intent seizes control of them. They've proven their minds can be taken over with empty rhetoric. So if someone were to come up with a catch phrase as simple and vague as "Yes We Can", they would have an entire army of extremely energetic, insufferably annoying, mindless pawns at their command."